Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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