I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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