apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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