I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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