I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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