Having a random hookup so left but love u
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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