Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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