dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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