How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
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