Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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