I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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