I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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