i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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