just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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