and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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