Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
no you cant smoke seaweed
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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