Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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