either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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