Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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