Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Randomize
