Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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