What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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