its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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