thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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