do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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