She announced her abortion via fbk
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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