i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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