Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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