Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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