my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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