I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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