i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Randomize
