I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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