i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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