the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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