Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
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