You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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