i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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