I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
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