i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
