No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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