i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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