whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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