Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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