i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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