What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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