is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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