would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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