Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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