Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Don't make out with my wife yet
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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